For the hurried gentleman…
…who slams his left shoulder into my chest and turns around to slowly mouth: “WHAT.THE.FUCK.” before running off…. I wanted to let you know that you look like a jellyfish but by the time it registers you’re too far gone.
#No spines
A guy walks into a meaningless universe. He sees this gorgeous blonde sitting at the bar. It’s obvious she’s never read a word of Dostoevsky, much less Kierkegaard. So he says to her, “Is it meaningless in here, or is it just me?,” and she says, “My place or yours?”
